Bad Company: Corporatism Is a Satanic Cult!

Over the past couple years, I've posted Bad Company- and Spanner-related entries on what I call "political horror":

• Political Horror, or Governments as Living Gods and Corporations as Hostile Alien Lifeforms
• The Problem with Political Thrillers
• The Horror, The Horror; or, America Is God and Dictel Is Cthulhu
• What Is This Dictel Corporation, Anyway?
• The "Spanner Cyberpunk Gothic" series:
  
  • Spanner as Yuri Manga: "Precious Bodily Fluids" and Cyberpunk Gothic Gone Berserk
  • Part 2: Corporations as Gods, Robbery as Vampirism
  • Part 3: Corporatism as a Fanatic Cult

However, one element evaded me — until today. If, as the political-horror subgenre premise states, corporations have become the god-bodies of demons, then what kind of "fanatic cult" is corporatism, anyway? The answer is:

Corporatism is a satanic cult!

Cedric and Willa Go to Perez Hilton's Execution

And now for another installment of the adventures of Cedric and Willa, the beautiful and witty fortysomething siblings pretending to be married. Why a short story now? To distract myself from my JulNoWriMo agonies, I guess... Anyway, this one's a hypothetical near-future scenario involving our protagonists, a certain annoying gossip columnist, an infamous tweeted Miley Cyrus picture, a social taboo, a fanatical bunch of "justice crusaders", and a pop star and his fans. Hint: It starts with scandal and ends in war.